Gullibility virus  excerpt: "This message is so important, we're sending it anonymously! Forward it to all your friends right away! Don't think about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don't check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we're using lots of exclamation points! Lots!!"

http://www.dilbert.com/
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To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. 
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From http://www.kailashnadh.name/docs/geek_jokes/

  • There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't
  • If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
  • I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
  • I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code
  • Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
  • The box said 'Requires Windows 95 or better'. So I installed LINUX
  • A penny saved is 1.39 cents earned, if you consider income tax
  • To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so
  • To err is human...to really foul up requires the root password.


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